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A black man and his wife are invited to a costume party. While he is at work he tells his wife to buy y him a costume. When he comes home, on his bed is a superman costume he said "woman what's wrong with you? Have you ever seen a black superman?" so she brought it back. The next day when he came home there was a bat man costume on his bed he said "woman what's wrong with you? Have you ever seen a black bat man?" so she took it back. The next day when he came home there were three white buttons, a white belt, and a two by four "what's this for?" he asked. She said "You can take off all of your clothes and stick the buttons on you and be a domino or you could wear the belt and be an Oreo cookie or if all else fails you can stick the two by four up your @$$ and be a fudgesicle!"

An old lady goes to the doctor and complains about the following "I seem to have a problem with gas. They are quiet and they don't smell. In fact I've farted about ten times since I've been here" the doctor gave the old lady some pills and told her to come back in a week. When she came back she said "Doctor, I don't know what the pills were for but now my farts are silent but they have a god awful smell!" The doctor replied "Great now that we have your smelling back let's work on your hearing."


	Paco Stuff \| home Paco \| Stuff \| TV \| Music \| Jokes \| Fun Pics \| Movies \| Hugh Jackman \| Kool Sites \| Talk to me Jokes Got any jokes? Send them to me! A black man and his wife are invited to a costume party. While he is at work he tells his wife to buy y him a costume. When he comes home, on his bed is a superman costume he said "woman what's wrong with you? Have you ever seen a black superman?" so she brought it back. The next day when he came home there was a bat man costume on his bed he said "woman what's wrong with you? Have you ever seen a black bat man?" so she took it back. The next day when he came home there were three white buttons, a white belt, and a two by four "what's this for?" he asked. She said "You can take off all of your clothes and stick the buttons on you and be a domino or you could wear the belt and be an Oreo cookie or if all else fails you can stick the two by four up your @$$ and be a fudgesicle!" An old lady goes to the doctor and complains about the following "I seem to have a problem with gas. They are quiet and they don't smell. In fact I've farted about ten times since I've been here" the doctor gave the old lady some pills and told her to come back in a week. When she came back she said "Doctor, I don't know what the pills were for but now my farts are silent but they have a god awful smell!" The doctor replied "Great now that we have your smelling back let's work on your hearing."